Where did the time go?!?
You know those families that take those Progression Pictures, where they take the same picture every year to show how much their kids grow? I’ve always loved those and wanted […]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY McGEE!
Whew, it was touch and go for a while there, but we both made it to see our little pint-sized terror turn 4! Please join us in wishing the Mistress […]
Action Short: Super Hero McGee
Action: “Daddy look! I’m a superhero!” Me: “Uhh, a superhero eats their vegetables, goes to sleep without a fight and listens to their parents.” Action: * Pauses and rethinks her […]
The Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament
“Daddy, can I play with you? ” “Sure thing baby” I said, thinking I’d have some fun whooping my daughter in Tekken 7. Four embarrassing losses later, I had to […]
Bathroom Humor: Modesty Becomes him
I’ve been told that, as a parent, certain things that used to be a big deal to you pre-child don’t really matter as much post-child. Take modesty and Fu**s Given […]
Storytime Blues pt. 2: Pass the Salt!
I was being petty. There, i said it. I’m man enough to admit my pettiness. When Action demoted me from reading her bedtime stories (see Storytime Blues: Demoted,) I was […]
Diaper Duty: Halftime Show
I guess by now it’s been well established that I am not a fan of changing Action’s diapers. At. All. However, I will admit that there were some things about […]
Action Short: Homework Fun
Hahaha! This is awesome! For her Photoshop homework, The Missus had to make a wanted poster. What better subject than our very own outlaw? Good work hon! However, I […]