Man, have I been missing out!
I was having one of those scatter-brained weeks, the type where I would’ve lost my head if it wasn’t attached. I had forgotten to restock my toiletries; soap and deodorant. As I had just started working out, those were two particular item I did not want to be without. The Missus said I could use her Lady Speed Stick until I made it back to the store. I gratefully took the Missus up on her offer, slapped on some of her deodorant, and went about my day.
While I was at work, I stripped down to my T-Shirt as my room was hot as Hades. As I’m working, I notice this wonderful smell wafting through the air. Thinking it’s my female co-workers, who always smelled nice, I asked them if they were wearing any perfume. They said they were not. After a minute of pondering, it hit me.
No way. Seriously?
That was me smelling that good? Man, what the Hell do they put in Lady Speed Stick?!? When I got home I greeted The Missus and Action and promptly went upstairs to the bathroom to find out what the name of my wife’s deodorant was. The very next day, after using The Missus’ deodorant one last time, I went to the store and bought myself two rolls of Lady Speed Stick for myself.
Here I was, thinking that I was onto some new insider knowledge and that I had to share this secret (no pun intended,) to my male friends. It wasn’t until my friend, Pola-Bear, told me that men using women’s deodorant was quite the common occurrence, kind of like a fraternity.
Shoot, if that’s the case, consider me a card-carrying member of The Brotherhood of The Lady Speed Stick!