July 14 at 1:45pm

Dear “Chronicle” fans,

after intense negotiations and numerous calls, I’m please to announce that all parties have come to an agreement on the terms and Conditions regarding the Dad Blog and the “Chronicles” cast. Some important points from the agreement:

• My daughter, the star of the “Chronicles,” shall henceforth be referred to as “Action McGee,” or “Action,” or “The Boss.”

• The Boss will now accept Cheerios from any major grocery chain. The exceptionbeing the corner Grocery store by Grandmas, and from “Cheap Cheeties” Bodega in Brownsville, Brooklyn.

• There will be no photos of the Boss allowed on Facebook unless her face is covered. Friends and family can still receive pictures of the Boss in email or IM on request.

• The Boss requires that her crib and nap spots be adorned with covers made from the finest fake Teddy Bear fur from the Dennis Basso collection.
• In accordance with the Boss’s desire for privacy, and her desire for people not to call her “Little Booger,” The “Chronicles” will be renamed “The Adventures of Action McGee.” (I totally lost that battle 🙂 )

Thank you for your patience during this difficult negotiations process. We look forward to bringing you more adventures and Mayhem in the future.

-Ali and “The Boss.”