Day 2 of Negotiations.
So, I’m working out the details of the Dad Blog and negotiating the terms with the star of “The Chronicles” and her agent. Why this Kid show up wearing a pimp hat, shades and a fur onsie, with demands of,
- She’ll only eat Cheerios imported from Lima, Peru,
- She wants to drink her water from a gold, pimp sippy goblet” and
I have to start referring to her as “Her Majesty?!?”
To make matters worse, she pulled the big guns and brought Grandma to the negotiations. So now I’m screwed. I’ma end up having to call this “The Princess Diaries” or something.
Oy, let’s hope I can appeal to the rough and tumble Action McGee persona in this little Diva before I post the next “Chronicles.” Boy, give a baby a little fame and look what happens.