Action Short: Super Hero McGee
Action: “Daddy look! I’m a superhero!” Me: “Uhh, a superhero eats their vegetables, goes to sleep without a fight and listens to their parents.” Action: * Pauses and rethinks her […]
Action McGee: The Legend of the Frozen Foods Aisle
Stuntwoman?!? I don’t need no stinking stuntwoman Daddy, I’m Action McGee! I do my own stunts!
The Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament
“Daddy, can I play with you? ” “Sure thing baby” I said, thinking I’d have some fun whooping my daughter in Tekken 7. Four embarrassing losses later, I had to […]
Bathroom Humor: Modesty Becomes him
I’ve been told that, as a parent, certain things that used to be a big deal to you pre-child don’t really matter as much post-child. Take modesty and Fu**s Given […]
Where does the Time Go?
This morning, I started my “Wake Action up to get her ready for the Babysitter” routine. I pull her out of bed and start walking to the potty. As I […]
Storytime Blues pt. 2: Pass the Salt!
I was being petty. There, i said it. I’m man enough to admit my pettiness. When Action demoted me from reading her bedtime stories (see Storytime Blues: Demoted,) I was […]
The Secret Brotherhood of Deodorant
Man, have I been missing out! I was having one of those scatter-brained weeks, the type where I would’ve lost my head if it wasn’t attached. I had forgotten to […]
Storytime Blues: Demoted
Yeeeeaah, so apparently, I haven’t been reading “The Cat in the Hat” up to Action’s standards and I’ve been demoted. The Cat in the Hat has been officially decreed by […]
No Fear of the Mouse: a day at Chuck E. Cheese
I remember being told that, as a parent, before you make party plans for your child, a la Chuck E. Cheese, you might want to take your child for a […]