Where did the time go?!?
You know those families that take those Progression Pictures, where they take the same picture every year to show how much their kids grow? I’ve always loved those and wanted […]
Dress up fun, pt. 2
Sooo, apparently, Action wasn’t happy with my photo last week. She thought it was missing something, some pizazz. After accessorizing, and getting a lesson in how to pose, here we […]
Action Shorts: Dress-up Fun
Don’t lie, you think I’m sexy, don’t you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY McGEE!
Whew, it was touch and go for a while there, but we both made it to see our little pint-sized terror turn 4! Please join us in wishing the Mistress […]
Action Short: Super Hero McGee
Action: “Daddy look! I’m a superhero!” Me: “Uhh, a superhero eats their vegetables, goes to sleep without a fight and listens to their parents.” Action: * Pauses and rethinks her […]
Action McGee: The Legend of the Frozen Foods Aisle
Stuntwoman?!? I don’t need no stinking stuntwoman Daddy, I’m Action McGee! I do my own stunts!
The Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament
“Daddy, can I play with you? ” “Sure thing baby” I said, thinking I’d have some fun whooping my daughter in Tekken 7. Four embarrassing losses later, I had to […]
Bathroom Humor: Modesty Becomes him
I’ve been told that, as a parent, certain things that used to be a big deal to you pre-child don’t really matter as much post-child. Take modesty and Fu**s Given […]
Where does the Time Go?
This morning, I started my “Wake Action up to get her ready for the Babysitter” routine. I pull her out of bed and start walking to the potty. As I […]
Storytime Blues pt. 2: Pass the Salt!
I was being petty. There, i said it. I’m man enough to admit my pettiness. When Action demoted me from reading her bedtime stories (see Storytime Blues: Demoted,) I was […]