Don’t lie, you think I’m sexy, don’t you.
Whew, it was touch and go for a while there, but we both made it to see our little pint-sized terror turn 4! Please join us in wishing the Mistress […]
Action: “Daddy look! I’m a superhero!” Me: “Uhh, a superhero eats their vegetables, goes to sleep without a fight and listens to their parents.” Action: * Pauses and rethinks her […]
Stuntwoman?!? I don’t need no stinking stuntwoman Daddy, I’m Action McGee! I do my own stunts!
“Daddy, can I play with you? ” “Sure thing baby” I said, thinking I’d have some fun whooping my daughter in Tekken 7. Four embarrassing losses later, I had to […]
I’ve been told that, as a parent, certain things that used to be a big deal to you pre-child don’t really matter as much post-child. Take modesty and Fu**s Given […]
This morning, I started my “Wake Action up to get her ready for the Babysitter” routine. I pull her out of bed and start walking to the potty. As I […]
I was being petty. There, i said it. I’m man enough to admit my pettiness. When Action demoted me from reading her bedtime stories (see Storytime Blues: Demoted,) I was […]
Man, have I been missing out! I was having one of those scatter-brained weeks, the type where I would’ve lost my head if it wasn’t attached. I had forgotten to […]
Yeeeeaah, so apparently, I haven’t been reading “The Cat in the Hat” up to Action’s standards and I’ve been demoted. The Cat in the Hat has been officially decreed by […]